Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.

All I want is to meet and get a picture with the boys… 

1directionutopia:

…I’m losing hope.


colferkurtofsky:

It doesn’t matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.”


I really should be packing because I’m leaving for Florida tomorrow after school but no, I’m setting up a queue for when I’m actually in Florida.


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Remember when they were going to censor the internet and when white people cared about Kony ? 



jonbutter:

There’s a part in the Snow White and the Huntsman tv promo where the evil queen goes “I want her heart, and I want it beating… with blood.”

Oh thanks for clearing that up, I thought you wanted it beating with Diet Peach Snapple.


fatsuya-suou:

Why the hell are bras so expensive

Do retailers not realize that if left unchecked my nipples will punch a hole in the fabric of spacetime and kill us all the moment the temperature drops below 70 degrees fahrenheit



what do you call a spanish toilet that weighs 2000 pounds?

el ton john.


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